I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.
written by John Waters | NYT [via kateoplis]. (via librarysciences)
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
"im gonna put my dick in it
"dont put ur dick in it
my life’s basically just made up of cigraette lights, 5p pieces and loose chewing gum that’s fallen out of the packet